Aloha, Staten Island

Perhaps the least destructive spill on the list. The cleaning effort might have taken hours but it must not have been as creepy as the scrambled eggs or as dangerous as the flaming avocados. A tractor-trailer overturned in New York and quite a lot of pineapples were scattered on the roads.
Nobody was badly hurt and the driver escaped with minor injuries.
Wait! We are not done with avocados.