Just like guilty children, guilty dogs can’t make-up any sort of convincing “innocence.” All attempts look ill-thought and look downright miserable. These guilty dogs simply don’t understand the magnitude of their actions, only that their owners will be frustrated and most likely, disappointed.

Weeks, months, or years after these “lovely” events have taken place, most of these dogs have no idea what they did wrong. And yet, we love them more now than ever. Now it’s time for the internet to come to love these bad dogs just as much as we have.

Self-Proclaimed Guilt

In one of the most innocent-looking moments of guilt ever, this faithful companion looks to feel terrible upon bringing his owner their own sock. That’s it. The sock, which doesn’t even appear to be wet, isn’t even chewed up. This self-proclaimed guilty doggo is only making things worse for himself. But totally making things cuter for us.

Snow Angels

This dastardly-devil found out what the insides of pillows are made of – snow! To be honest, we aren’t fans of the pillow victims behind this handsome boy, anyways. We hate the colors. If anything, this “good” boy did his owners a favor. Not only did he make some awesome snow angels (snow wiggles), he also gave the homeowners a new reason to upgrade their patio furniture.

Interrogated for Being A Good Boy

It’s true that crime never pays, but when you’re silly boy is this cute, you might end up getting paid through internet laughs. We can’t decide what to laugh at more… the fact that this dog is being interrogated or that this sad boy is looking past the camera and into your soul. Either way, we heard back that his owners posted bail and he’s back on the streets. We can’t wait to see him.

Dy(e)ing for Some Cake

There’s no way to hide this guilt. This silly girl got into her best friends Birthday cake. Can you tell what color the frosting was? Well, it’s pretty obvious. The flavor was guilty. Aside from the whimsical blue beard, the tongue sticking out makes us think that she still wants more.

Christmas is Ruined

Two best friends hanging out right before Christmas and the tree just happens to fall over. What happened? It doesn’t help that these two partners in crime didn’t know the family installed a home-security aimed right at the tree to capture Santa. Instead, these two were caught red-handed and shamed.