Introduction

We like to pretend that there are no differences between men and women, but that’s not really true when you get down to it. Need some proof? Just look at how men and women text. That should tell you everything that you need to know.

Okay, sure, we can’t make generalizations about someone based on their gender, but it’s definitely true that some men and some women tend to act differently from one another. These text conversations demonstrate the differences in logic between men and women pretty much perfectly. We can all learn a few lessons from these pics!

You weren’t supposed to agree with her!

Here’s a bit of a hint for guys who are new to this whole “relationship” thing. If a guy says that she’s feeling beautiful, you better respectfully agree. If a girl says that she’s feeling ugly, you better vehemently disagree.

And if a girl says anything else negative about herself while complimenting you, it is NOT time to agree with her. You need to go out of your way to tell her that she’s wrong. That may sound a bit counterintuitive, but just trust us on this one. Or look at this text conversation for confirmation that we’re right.

The perfect comeback

There are a few different ways of responding when someone you’re not into hits on you. You can politely turn them down so as to not hurt their feelings. You can just ignore them. You can act mildly interested and just hope that it fizzles out without any confrontation.

Or you can go this route and deliver an amazing comeback to make you and all of your friends laugh. To make that last option work, though, you need to be as clever as this person. If you’ve got the wit, go for it.

Throwing it right back at her

There is always going to be a bit of conflict in relationships where one person is a homemaker and the other person works a full-time job. Both positions are equally challenging and necessary, but each person is bound to slightly resent the other because of the massive difference in lifestyle.

This conversation between a boyfriend and girlfriend exemplifies that well. She shot a text at him asking if he knew how to cook, and he responded by asking if she knew how to earn money. Is that a bit harsh? Oh yeah. Did we laugh? We’ll plead the fifth.

Weight of the World

There are topics you never want to discuss with women and weight would be at the top of that list. Here’s something everyone should know by now—never ask a girl how much she weighs.

Because a woman is so much more than a number on the scale and it has nothing to do with her self-worth. Plus, everyone holds weight differently.

A different kind of Catwoman

If you could be any superhero, which would you choose? Most people would answer with one of the obvious options. Batman, Spiderman, or whoever else. But as this response shows, there’s actually one superhero that would be an excellent choice that none of us have thought of before.

We’re talking about Catwoman. Okay, having her responsibilities may not be all that fun, but being a human-cat hybrid would just entail laying on the couch and eating all day. That’s a lifestyle that we can definitely get behind. This woman is a visionary. Now we must follow in her footsteps.